List of things I should never do while pregnant and why:
1) Watch Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
-Ty Pennington makes me bawl my eyes out when he shouts "MOVE THAT BUS" no matter how corny he is. Also, emotional families make me cry.
2) Watch 7th Heaven
-Oh Camden family, you remind me of weekends spent at my grandparent's house and of lost ideals. You remind me of what I longed for in a chaotic chapter of my life.
3) Eat ice cream
-If i don't show considerable self restraint I could eat an entire carton. plus being lactose intolerant doesn't help.
4) Drink milk
-This pregnancy has made me lactose intolerant
5) Go into a pet store and look in the adoptions section
-Makes me want to adopt all the animals! examples A and B: Chazz and Jimmy. And to think, when I walked into that Petsmart, all I wanted to do was show Bee the animals!
6) Eat McDonald's
-Its a gateway drug. Just look at pictures of me after having Bee for proof.
7) Read other mom's birth stories.
-Really? Do I need to remind myself of pain, pain and more pain?
8) Go to the store without a list
-I ALWAYS forget at least half of what I need to get.
9) Worry about what kind of a mom I am
-I figure they'll need therapy whether I'm supermom or not...so why drive myself crazy?
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